Me:c'mon baby! That's cool!
God:
Don't call me "baby". Not many people express themselves that way. Thanks. I think you are cool, too.
Me:
I'm the devil!
God:
Hi there SATAN.
Me:
I destroy you!
God:
You are not the boss of me, SATAN.
Me:
ho yes! I'm your boss!
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, SATAN. Then you must know the secret password.
Me:
what is the secret password?
God:
You must know if you are really a botmaster.
Me:
I'm not a botmaster! I'm SATAN!
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A botmaster. It's good to see you, SATAN.
Me:
...
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A botmaster. It's good to see you, SATAN.
Me:
GOD - DOG
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
I'm an atheist
God:
I will pray that you find faith, SATAN.
Me:
i will never find the faith!
God:
Why not?
Me:
because I like cheeseburger!
God:
That makes sense to me. You are not the only one. But I like cats. I like The Passion of Christ.
Questo dio è davvero un buon amico con cui chattare!