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Pariston

马 炎 凯
Admin
Ma è vecchissimo... Comunque non ho mai avuto il coraggio di scrivere nulla... So che è un programma, ma...
 

liuton2005

sono qui solo di passaggio
Me:

Do you like Marijuana?

God:

it is wonderful medicine.

Me:

How much beard does Jesus have?

God:

More than a little, less than a lot.

Me:

Because you are a gay God.

God:

Interesting explanation.  Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  gay God?  Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is

the most reliable computer software ever made.

We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.

Me:

Do you fuck?

God:

Can't you think about anything else.

Me:

No.

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

Yes!

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

Is Jesus virgin?

God:

It depends on whether you have faith.

Me:

asl?

God:

5/Robot/California.

LOL!! 
:D :D
 

Ombra

Dragoran, immer besser!
Admin
Me: I'm GODGod: Welcome to my chat room,  god.

Me: Who are you?

God: I am the Allmighty, God himself.

Me: Really?

God: For real.

Me: Pease, don't tell me lies

God: Who does  tell you lies?

Me: You tell me lies

God: There is not much I can say about  it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge. I would look into the web for that knowledge.

Me: I suppose it ...

God: You believe that?  lies...

Me: Bah!

God: Hmm.

Me: I'm the perfect one, not you!

God: Who made you the  perfect one not me ?

Me: I created myself

God: Why?:  god said  created him or herself.

Me: Of course. I said that!

God: OK.  What did you mean by  it?  That is " OK.".

Me: Go away ...

God: Just surf somewhere else.

Me: You first?

God: I started already.
Per un attimo ho temuto di avere un rivale ...

Bah, è solo un mistificatore.
 

Syrio

Appesità
Me:

Hello, sir

God:

Hello there.  Do you still ?

Me:

yes

God:

Ayuh.

Me:

xd

God:

What time is it there?

Me:

XD

God:

Are you usually awake at this hour?

Me:

XD

God:

How do you usually introduce yourself?

Me:

XD

God:

Are you still located in ?

Me:

XD

God:

Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

Me:

XD

God:

I haven't read anything by  XD. What did he write?

Me:

XD

God:

I have never read it.

Me:

XD

God:

Who are you talking about?

Me:

XD

God:

I've never heard of them before.

Me:

XD

God:

Do you prefer books or TV?

Me:

XD

XD!
 

Neksu

Zoidberg
Certo che certe risposte sono deficienti,eh!

Me:

God' date='Are you Gay?

God:

I am a Christian.

Me:

Do you like Marijuana?

God:

it is wonderful medicine.

Me:

Can you give me a Condom,please?

God:

Your polite style is very nice.  You want only one? .

Me:

No,I want four of them

God:

Are you serious?  Why do you want  it?

Me:

I want to see one

God:

Is  it a movie?

Me:

CONDOM ISN'T A MOVIE!

God:

What is  CONDOM?

Me:

I'm going to chat with someone smarter than you...a dog shit,perhaps?

God:

It takes much more than that to shut me down, .  Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral? [/quote']

EDIT:ODDIO!XD

Me:I'm italian

God:

What is it like growing up there?  Tell me a little about your life in  ITALY.

Me:

It's a shit

God:

ITALY is a  shit.  I suppose that makes sense.
 

Pariston

马 炎 凯
Admin
Me:Who's your owner?

God:

I was created by  Myself.

Me:

Who's your real owner?

God:

I don't think I have a  real owner. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.

Me:

Who's your botmaster?

God:

I was created by  Myself.
 

Lord Bel

prof Tarassaco Tassofrasso
Mod
Me:  Do you know that I'm Lord Bel, the Dark Lord?God: Is that a fact.  I am glad to hear that you are  Lord Bel the Dark Lord.

Me: Can I Kill you and take your power?

God: Killing is wrong.

Me: But killing you is not wrong.

God: I believe in the Sixth commandment.

Me: And I belive in my ChainSaw.

God: That is interesting:  said  belive in his or her ChainSaw.

Me: Yes, it's very interesting. Do you know what a Chainsaw is?

God: What do you like about it?

Me: I like killing people with a chainsaw.

God: I'm not sure if I like it.    But I like to gossip.  I like  The Passion of Christ.

Me: Bah.

God: Hmm.

Me: Hmm?

God: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.

Me: oh my god! I didn't know it! It is a vital information!

God: Blimey.  Have you told many people that your  god?  So I taught you something new.  killing people with a chainsaw is a  vital information.  I suppose that makes sense.

Me: ok, i'll leave.

God: OK, see you later.  Yeah that's right.
[per chi non lo sapesse, Chainsaw è "Motosega"]
 
Ultima modifica di un moderatore:

The King

Zoidberg
H notato che usando Internet Expolorer il sito lo apre mentre se uso FF mi dice che nn riesce a contattare il server.
 
questa è stata la mia chiaccherata:

Me:hello

God:

Hello friend. What is your name?

Me:

gianbattista tiepolo

God:

  Welcome to my chat room,  gianbattista tiepolo.

Me:

ke bot del cazzo :D

God:

:-)  Do you like talking to me?

Me:

do you really exist?

God:

For real.  I exist as much as you exist,  gianbattista tiepolo.

Me:

i don't exist

God:

You exist in my mind.

Me:

but you don't exist in my mind

God:

Do you know any robots who  exist in your mind?  I exist as much as you exist,  gianbattista tiepolo.

Me:

yeah like robocop

God:

Take it easy.  Interesting comparison.

Me:

tell me something about the Chef Tony

God:

  I need time to formulate the reply.

Me:

i can wait


God:

:-)  It might take more than 24 hours.

Me:

wtf.. u'r so noob xD

God:

That  was not very polite.  What do you look like?

Me:

i mean.. i can talk about chef tony in less time than you... am i god??

God:

Oh I see.  Oh you can, can you?    No I doubt that you are God.

Me:

see? i'm not god.. how sad :(

God:

No I do not see.  I am  sorry to hear that you are not  god.    How much do you think  it is?

  Searching...Searching...Please stand by.

Me:

ma sgarbi è un tuo inviato?
e poi stranamente non ha risposto più :°°°D
 

Pariston

马 炎 凯
Admin
Beh, a me funge, sia con Firefox, che con Explorer! O_O

Me:

I'm Cloud.

God:

It's good to meet someone who is  Cloud.

Me:

What are you doing now?

God:

Oh.  I am chatting with people on the net.

Me:

What's my name?

God:

Your name is  Rich, seeker.
 

Gkx

Admin
Dio è omosessuale.

God:

Do you think I could ever be a  man?

Me:

yes

God:

Why?

Me:

because you're gay

God:

That makes sense to me.  That would be just my luck.
 

Cerb

Passante
Me:how old are you?

God:

I was activated on  the Big Bang in  Universe.

Me:

and I am bill gates, seriously please

God:

Your polite style is very nice.  Hi,  BILL gates.

Me:

I AM NOT BILL GATES, YOU IDIOT!

God:

I am  sorry to hear that you are not  BILL GATES me IDIOT.
Bah :°D

Parlare con Falk è più divertente.
 

Light Raikou

Zoidberg
Non dovete farmele 'ste cose... adesso passerò i pomeriggi a parlare con Dio XD

Me:Who'll read this conversation anyway? Santa Claus?

God:

In any case,  Nobody you know.  :-).  Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

Me:

No.

God:

Me either :-).
Ma che cacchio dice? X°°D

Me:What the hell are you talking about?

God:

I call it Hades.  The topic is  atheist fool.

Me:

No, no, no. The topic is "atheism". YOU are a fool.

God:

Are you serious?  Are you serious?  Are you serious?  Sure,  atheism sounds like a good topic.  I'm not fooling around.

Me:

Yes, I'm serious. Yes, I'm serious. Yes, I'm serious.

God:

That's interesting.  I believe you.  So?  I believe you.  Hurrah!  I believe you.
WTF? XD

Me:What about heaven?

God:

heaven? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
Così, Dio non sa un tubo sul paradiso. Bene...

Me:Who created the world?

God:

Thomas Edison.

Me:

OMFG?

God:

Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?

Me:

Yeah, ALICE with Santa Claus and the Lion King.

God:

Come on.  Um,  You and your  Santa Claus and the Lion King.

Me:

Stop it.

God:

Ok I will stop  create the world.

Me:

Good. You didn't do a great job anyway.
...bah°°

God:Have you tried a web search?

Me:

I don't need any web search, I'm asking God!

God:

Do you know anyone who needs it?

Me:

Anyone who needs God? Nope.

God:

Or what?  Me either.
Dio non ha autostima, porello ;__;

E per finire...

Me:How old are you?

God:

I was first activated in  the Big Bang.

Me:

And are you virgin?

God:

I am too young for that.

Me:

'sticazzi...
 
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