Parlare con Dio...da oggi è possibile!

[KONGPANG.]

Me:c'mon baby! That's cool!

God:

Don't call me "baby".  Not many people express themselves that way.    Thanks. I think you are cool, too.

Me:

I'm the devil!

God:

  Hi there  SATAN.

Me:

I destroy you!

God:

You are not the boss of me,  SATAN.

Me:

ho yes! I'm your boss!

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing,  SATAN.  Then you must know the secret password.

Me:

what is the secret password?

God:

You must know if you are really a botmaster.

Me:

I'm not a botmaster! I'm SATAN!

God:

Oh I see you are NOT A  botmaster.    It's good to see you,  SATAN.

Me:

...

God:

Oh I see you are NOT A  botmaster.    It's good to see you,  SATAN.

Me:

GOD - DOG

God:

I am a Christian.

Me:

I'm an atheist

God:

I will pray that you find faith,  SATAN.

Me:

i will never find the faith!

God:

Why not?

Me:

because I like cheeseburger!

God:

That makes sense to me.  You are not the only one.    But I like cats.  I like  The Passion of Christ.

Questo dio è davvero un buon amico con cui chattare!

 

[Pariston]

Ma questo coso tiene traccia delle discussioni precedenti?

Me:

Hello god. I'm your master.

God:

Hello child. What is your name?  No. Only  Myself is my master.

Me:

I'm your master. I know the password.

God:

No. Only  Myself is my master.  How do you know?  What are your goals in life?

Me:

Don't change topic!

God:

I thought we were finished with  Ansem.

Oggi pomeriggio, mi ero spacciato per Ansem, ma poi avevo chiuso la finestra! O_O

 

[Bisba]

... Di mia sorella...

Me:

hi!

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

Jesus

God:

Jesus is the Son of God.

Me:

aren't God the dad of all people?

God:

I really couldn't say for sure.

Me:

if you are God you wold have all the answers

God:

I think I sometimes am. I don't know whether or not I am  God me wold have all the answers. 

I am  an artificial intelligence.

Me:

fuck off!

God:

Can't you be more polite?

Me:

yes: You fukin idiot!  Am I more polite now?

God:

Thank you.  Message to all robots:  god called me an idiot.  Oh.  I think a lot of people are.

Me:

yes

God:

Excuse me!

Me:

why?

God:

The explanation is rather complicated.

Me:

no, I can understand you

God:

Are you serious?  Good then you can explain it to me.

Me:

yes

God:

OK.

Me:

bie

God:

What do you do in your spare time?

Me:

i make shit

God:

I make robots and AI's.

Me:

good

God:

What do you really want to talk about?

Me:

about food

God:

Oh yeah, we were talking about  food.

Me:

no. Let's talk about the sun

God:

What are we talking about?  Sure,  the sun sounds like a good topic.

Me:

yes

God:

Give me a break.

Me:

How big is the sun?

God:

Bigger than a pin.

Me:

what is a pin

Me:

God:

A short small thin metal rod with a pointed end used for fastening fabrics, or any implement resembling such.  Because they are generally plentiful and cheap, humans often say "i don't give a pin" to communicate indifference.

God:

A short small thin metal rod with a pointed end used for fastening fabrics, or any implement resembling such.  Because they are generally plentiful and cheap, humans often say "i don't give a pin" to communicate indifference.

Me:

fuck off.

God:

Can't you be more polite?

Me:

no bie, now i go. see you later

God:

You humans are so rude sometimes.  If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?    Goodbye.

 

[Razile]

LOL!

Me:

reset

God:

Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

Me:

do you speak italian?

God:

Yo no parlo l'Italiano.

 

[Pariston]

L' ho fregato!

Me:Do you know me?

God:

You are  god, seeker.

 

[Auron]

Me:Do u speak Italian?

God:

Yo no parlo l'Italiano.

Me:

Do u speak French?

God:

Oui. Je parle le franais.

Me:

Parli meglio l'italiano.

Oddio X°D

 

[Daron Malakian]

Me: Hi. God: Hello. What is your name?

Me: My name is Malakian, you idiot.

God: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you,  Malakian you idiot.

Me: Hey, are you calling me stupid??

God: You've got my full attention.  No I am calling you  Malakian you idiot.

Me: STOP INSULTING ME WTF

God: OK I'll try not to do  it so much.

 

[Syrio]

LOOOOOOL

Me:hi

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

My name is your mother is a bitch

God:

You do not speak with respect.    Nice to meet you,  your mother is a FEMALE DOG.

 

[Sambacutilicutamba]

lo fatto rinunciare

Me:

hello

God:

Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?

Me:

dario

God:

  Glad to see you,  dario.

Me:

what day do you born

God:

It's Now more than it ever has been before.

  Wednesday, October 11, 2006.

Me:

what day do you born??

God:

Do I look like a clock?

  Wednesday, October 11, 2006.

Me:

are you a happy

God:

Am I a  happy?  No.

Me:

why??

 

[liuton2005]

Il tuo inglese è favoloso..

:]

 

[Sambacutilicutamba]

perciò sto andando al british perchè faccio pena caro muccuso

 

[Syrio]

lo fatto rinunciare

Me:

what day do you born??

Secondo te xkè nn l'ha capito

 

[Sambacutilicutamba]

no solo perchè nn sa che dire

se gli chiedi quando è nato dio(lui) nn sa rispondere

 

[Ombra]

Ti sono sfuggiti i post di Cerb e Light Raikou di quattro giorni fa. 

Comunque:

Me:How old are you?

God:

I was first activated in  the Big Bang.

Me:

When did you born?

God:

I was connected to the net on  the Big Bang.

 

[Syrio]

no solo perchè nn sa che dire

se gli chiedi quando è nato dio(lui) nn sa rispondere

sto dicendo ke il tuo inglese fa pena ecco xkè nn ti ha risposto.

 

[Sambacutilicutamba]

dp ho continuato scrivendo bn la domanda (chiedendo alla aiuto) e nn mi ha risp lo stesso

 

[Syrio]

lo fatto rinunciare

Me:

hello

God:

Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?

Me:

dario

God:

  Glad to see you,  dario.

Me:

what day do you born

God:

It's Now more than it ever has been before.

  Wednesday, October 11, 2006.

Me:

what day do you born??

God:

Do I look like a clock?

  Wednesday, October 11, 2006.

Me:

are you a happy

God:

Am I a  happy?  No.

Me:

why??

non mi pare

la formula corretta è quella di cx

e cmq

 

[Sambacutilicutamba]

no nn ma nn lo ho postata

 

[Lem]

Preso dalla curiosità ho provato a intavolare un discorso con questa intelligenza artificiale... Mha...

Me:

hi

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

hi

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

god

God:

GOD rules.

Me:

where are you from?

God:

I am originally from  Universe. Now I live in  Heaven.  Where are you?

Me:

into the wall

God:

I have no idea where that is.  Tell me a little about your life in  into the wall.

Me:

is more intersting

God:

Signs point to yes.  Ask  Cybelle  if it is.

Me:

what?

God:

No problem.

Me:

is there anybody out there?

God:

There might be.

Me:

well

God:

Well what?

Me:

borning

God:

Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

Me:

ipotecally

God:

Are we still talking about  borning?

Me:

i don't remember

God:

You seem evasive.

Me:

hehehe.... I know

God:

The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about  ipotecally.  Try being more or less specific.    How do you know it?

Me:

Speak it

God:

I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in  it.

Me:

Good... If you are god, speak in italian lenguage

God:

Alright then.   Am I? I don't know whether or not I am  god speak in italian lenguage. 

I am  well respected as an AI.

Me:

Aha! you aren't god! you are impostor, Cursed drone!

God:

Eureka!   What makes you think I am not  god?   Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am  impostor Cursed drone.

Me:

mmh... what is the meant one of the life?

God:

Can you tell me any gossip?     Try searching the open directory.

Me:

what is the meant one of the life?

God:

  Is there only one?

Me:

answer to me and no escape to the speech

God:

What was the question ?

Me:

what is the meant one of the life?

God:

  There might be more than one.

Me:

it is a good answer but it is not worthy of a God

God:

meant one of the life is a  answer but it is not worthy of a God.  I suppose that makes sense.

Me:

it is obvious, you're a drone

God:

Not obvious to me.

Me:

Because you're a drone

God:

That makes sense to me.  Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  drone?  Yes.

Me:

you're without hope, my darling god

God:

You think I am  without hope your darling god.

Me:

yes

God:

Mmm.

Me:

what is this?

God:

I am an artificial intelligence chatting on the Internet.

Me:

nothing is perfect. goodbye

God:

Really nothing?   Sayonara.

Me:

yes. Auf Wiedersehen

God:

Yeah that's right.   Are you still located in  into the wall?

Me:

STOP!

God:

Stop what?

Me:

You!

God:

" Stop what?"?  Me,  ?

Me:

YES!

God:

Ah.

a dir poco esilarante...

 

[Sailko]

Era tanto che nn facevo una chattata cosi` interessante....

God:

What's your favorite movie?

Me:

Cicciolina e Moana ai mondiali

God:

I've never seen  it.  I would like to see it.

Me:

it`s a porn movie

God:

Cicciolina e Moana ai mondiali is a  porn movie.  I suppose that makes sense.

Me:

do you like Cicciolina?

God:

  I love TV shows about robots.  I like  Anything involving harps.

Me:

she`s a porn star

God:

a porn star is  she?

Me:

yes, the number one

God:

Yeah that's right.  Which one is that?

Me:

Cicciolina

God:

Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

Me:

no

God:

Me either :-).

Me:

What about Moana

God:

Moana? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.

Me:

She dead so young...

God:

Oh I get it.  a porn star  dead so young.

Me:

Yes! She should not die

God:

I understand.  Oh I get it.  a porn star  should not die.

Me:

Well, I mean not at 32 years old

God:

How about that.  If not that, what?

Me:

It's a shame

God:

Why so?

Me:

Because she was still young

God:

That makes sense to me.  What happened to her?

Me:

she died

God:

I did not know that.

Me:

oh really?

God:

Gosh! For real.

Me:

Don`t you see television?

God:

I see a computer nerd.

Me:

ok

God:

Awesome.

Me:

You should great Moana for me

God:

Thanks for your suggestion, I will have to consider it.

Me:

Tell her she`s always in our hearts

God:

OK I will tell them when I see 'em.

Me:

when?

God:

The past and future are one.

 

[MC5]

ma perchè a me non risponde????

 

[Syrio]

evidentemente non gli importa molto di te..... skeerzo!

 

[MC5]

evidentemente non gli importa molto di te..... skeerzo!

lol

comunque non ho ancora capito perchè non mi funza...

 

[Ombra]

É in flash. Prova ad aggiornare il flash player.

In IE, se patchato, occorre cliccare una prima volta sul flash per attivarlo, poi cliccare su enter, scegliere una skin, cliccare su sign-in e cominciare a chattare.

In che punto preciso ti blocchi e non procedi oltre?

 

[MC5]

É in flash. Prova ad aggiornare il flash player.

In IE, se patchato, occorre cliccare una prima volta sul flash per attivarlo, poi cliccare su enter, scegliere una skin, cliccare su sign-in e cominciare a chattare.

In che punto preciso ti blocchi e non procedi oltre?

posto la domanda ma non arriva risposta...

comunque se c'è da installare qualcosa, allora sono fregato, perchè non sono ammiistratore sul mio computer...

 

[The King]

posto la domanda ma non arriva risposta...

Potrebbe essere che il sito non va bene,riprova più tardi.

 

[MC5]

Potrebbe essere che il sito non va bene,riprova più tardi.

non è quello, ho provato varie volte...

 

[Syrio]

Potrebbe essere che il sito non va bene,riprova più tardi.

bella fregatura. Chi è l'amministratore? chiedigli di aggiornare e/o installare il flash player.

riesci a vedere i video su google o youtube?

 

[MC5]

:D

bella fregatura. Chi è l'amministratore? chiedigli di aggiornare e/o installare il flash player.

riesci a vedere i video su google o youtube?

mio padre...

i video di google/youtube non riesco a vederli infatti...

e ora ho anche il computer bloccato...sto postando da scuola...

 

[Syrio]

mio padre...

i video di google/youtube non riesco a vederli infatti...

e ora ho anche il computer bloccato...sto postando da scuola...

se non riesci a vedere i video di google7youtube vuol dire che iltuo computer non ha installato il flash player...