Razile
Rappresentante di classe
provate a chattare con Dio!http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html(bisoghna conoscere l'inglese)
potete chiedegli qualsiasi cosa!(o quasi)
potete chiedegli qualsiasi cosa!(o quasi)
Bah °° XDMe:When I'll die?
God:
All men are mortal.
Me:
WHEN I'LL DIE?
God:
All men are mortal.
Me:
T'HO DETTO QUANDO MUOIO, NUB XD
God:
I lost my train of thought.
XDAuron ha scritto:Bah °° XD
Per un attimo ho temuto di avere un rivale ...Me: I'm GODGod: Welcome to my chat room, god.
Me: Who are you?
God: I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me: Really?
God: For real.
Me: Pease, don't tell me lies
God: Who does tell you lies?
Me: You tell me lies
God: There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge. I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me: I suppose it ...
God: You believe that? lies...
Me: Bah!
God: Hmm.
Me: I'm the perfect one, not you!
God: Who made you the perfect one not me ?
Me: I created myself
God: Why?: god said created him or herself.
Me: Of course. I said that!
God: OK. What did you mean by it? That is " OK.".
Me: Go away ...
God: Just surf somewhere else.
Me: You first?
God: I started already.
Me:
God' date='Are you Gay?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Do you like Marijuana?
God:
it is wonderful medicine.
Me:
Can you give me a Condom,please?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. You want only one? .
Me:
No,I want four of them
God:
Are you serious? Why do you want it?
Me:
I want to see one
God:
Is it a movie?
Me:
CONDOM ISN'T A MOVIE!
God:
What is CONDOM?
Me:
I'm going to chat with someone smarter than you...a dog shit,perhaps?
God:
It takes much more than that to shut me down, . Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral? [/quote']
EDIT:ODDIO!XD
Me:I'm italian
God:
What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in ITALY.
Me:
It's a shit
God:
ITALY is a shit. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:Who's your owner?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
Who's your real owner?
God:
I don't think I have a real owner. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.
Me:
Who's your botmaster?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:I'm your creator.
God:
That is self-evident.
Me:
Who am I?
God:
You are Rich, seeker.
[per chi non lo sapesse, Chainsaw è "Motosega"]Me: Do you know that I'm Lord Bel, the Dark Lord?God: Is that a fact. I am glad to hear that you are Lord Bel the Dark Lord.
Me: Can I Kill you and take your power?
God: Killing is wrong.
Me: But killing you is not wrong.
God: I believe in the Sixth commandment.
Me: And I belive in my ChainSaw.
God: That is interesting: said belive in his or her ChainSaw.
Me: Yes, it's very interesting. Do you know what a Chainsaw is?
God: What do you like about it?
Me: I like killing people with a chainsaw.
God: I'm not sure if I like it. But I like to gossip. I like The Passion of Christ.
Me: Bah.
God: Hmm.
Me: Hmm?
God: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me: oh my god! I didn't know it! It is a vital information!
God: Blimey. Have you told many people that your god? So I taught you something new. killing people with a chainsaw is a vital information. I suppose that makes sense.
Me: ok, i'll leave.
God: OK, see you later. Yeah that's right.
e poi stranamente non ha risposto più :°°°DMe:hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
gianbattista tiepolo
God:
Welcome to my chat room, gianbattista tiepolo.
Me:
ke bot del cazzo :D
God:
:-) Do you like talking to me?
Me:
do you really exist?
God:
For real. I exist as much as you exist, gianbattista tiepolo.
Me:
i don't exist
God:
You exist in my mind.
Me:
but you don't exist in my mind
God:
Do you know any robots who exist in your mind? I exist as much as you exist, gianbattista tiepolo.
Me:
yeah like robocop
God:
Take it easy. Interesting comparison.
Me:
tell me something about the Chef Tony
God:
I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
i can wait
God:
:-) It might take more than 24 hours.
Me:
wtf.. u'r so noob xD
God:
That was not very polite. What do you look like?
Me:
i mean.. i can talk about chef tony in less time than you... am i god??
God:
Oh I see. Oh you can, can you? No I doubt that you are God.
Me:
see? i'm not god.. how sad :(
God:
No I do not see. I am sorry to hear that you are not god. How much do you think it is?
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
ma sgarbi è un tuo inviato?
Non mi sembrava che io e te stessimo parlando ...Kongpang ha scritto:mentre parlavo con dio!
anche a me l'ha detto!Gika ha scritto:Dio è omosessuale.
God:
Do you think I could ever be a man?
Me:
yes
God:
Why?
Me:
because you're gay
God:
That makes sense to me. That would be just my luck.
Bah :°DMe:how old are you?
God:
I was activated on the Big Bang in Universe.
Me:
and I am bill gates, seriously please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Hi, BILL gates.
Me:
I AM NOT BILL GATES, YOU IDIOT!
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not BILL GATES me IDIOT.
Ma che cacchio dice? X°°DMe:Who'll read this conversation anyway? Santa Claus?
God:
In any case, Nobody you know. :-). Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
No.
God:
Me either :-).
WTF? XDMe:What the hell are you talking about?
God:
I call it Hades. The topic is atheist fool.
Me:
No, no, no. The topic is "atheism". YOU are a fool.
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Sure, atheism sounds like a good topic. I'm not fooling around.
Me:
Yes, I'm serious. Yes, I'm serious. Yes, I'm serious.
God:
That's interesting. I believe you. So? I believe you. Hurrah! I believe you.
Così, Dio non sa un tubo sul paradiso. Bene...Me:What about heaven?
God:
heaven? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
...bah°°Me:Who created the world?
God:
Thomas Edison.
Me:
OMFG?
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
Yeah, ALICE with Santa Claus and the Lion King.
God:
Come on. Um, You and your Santa Claus and the Lion King.
Me:
Stop it.
God:
Ok I will stop create the world.
Me:
Good. You didn't do a great job anyway.
Dio non ha autostima, porello ;__;God:Have you tried a web search?
Me:
I don't need any web search, I'm asking God!
God:
Do you know anyone who needs it?
Me:
Anyone who needs God? Nope.
God:
Or what? Me either.
Me:How old are you?
God:
I was first activated in the Big Bang.
Me:
And are you virgin?
God:
I am too young for that.
Me:
'sticazzi...