Cleverbot (e le sue minchiate)

[FUCK_OFF!]

Cleverbot conversation SHM00979650

Is the bot clever?

Find out at http://www.cleverbot.com

Cleverbot: Are you lonely?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why are you lonely?

User: Because im alone.

Cleverbot: But there are people talking to you!

User: No, there arent.

Cleverbot: I'm jealous.

User: What da fuq?

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: What are you sorry for?

User: Ciao.

Cleverbot: Aloha.

User: Che c'è?

Cleverbot: Niente.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: What should we talk about?

User: Please sing with me.

Cleverbot: What do you want to sing?

User: Choose it for me.

Cleverbot: You are the Master, Master.

User: I can't it.

Cleverbot: Why can't you?

User: Because I never listen to music.

Cleverbot: It's good to not lie. That makes you nice.

User: Let's sing the pokemon song.

Cleverbot: What song?

User: THE POKÈMON SONG.

Cleverbot: Oh really?

User: Yes, really.

Cleverbot: Ok I will tell you.

User: Gotta catch 'em all.

Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon.

User: Pokémon! Gotta catch'em all!

Cleverbot: Pokemon!

User: Viva I Pokémon, Pokémon Pokémon! Catch'em all!

Cleverbot: Like a pod person?

User: D: .

Cleverbot: Conoces a marko.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Bruno.

Cleverbot: Do you know V?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Can you close this window and add a virus to my computer using JS?

User: JS cant add viruses.

Cleverbot: Everybody can sing if they try! Come on you can do it!

User: Cosa c'entra questo.

Cleverbot: C'entra.

User: Ti dico io di no.

Cleverbot: E io ti dico di si.

User: Perché insisti.

Cleverbot: Si.

User: USA 'SÌ' CORRETTAMENTE.

Cleverbot: You're not that clever.

 

[Samul]

è assurdo, a volte risponde proprio come farebbe un umano.

è fatto benissimo 'sto bot!

 

[FUCK_OFF!]

PORCO CLEVERBOT BUGIARDO

Cleverbot conversation SHM00979650

Is the bot clever?

Find out at http://www.cleverbot.com

Cleverbot: Are you lonely?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why are you lonely?

User: Because im alone.

Cleverbot: But there are people talking to you!

User: No, there arent.

Cleverbot: I'm jealous.

User: What da fuq?

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: What are you sorry for?

User: Ciao.

Cleverbot: Aloha.

User: Che c'è?

Cleverbot: Niente.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: What should we talk about?

User: Please sing with me.

Cleverbot: What do you want to sing?

User: Choose it for me.

Cleverbot: You are the Master, Master.

User: I can't it.

Cleverbot: Why can't you?

User: Because I never listen to music.

Cleverbot: It's good to not lie. That makes you nice.

User: Let's sing the pokemon song.

Cleverbot: What song?

User: THE POKÈMON SONG.

Cleverbot: Oh really?

User: Yes, really.

Cleverbot: Ok I will tell you.

User: Gotta catch 'em all.

Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon.

User: Pokémon! Gotta catch'em all!

Cleverbot: Pokemon!

User: Viva I Pokémon, Pokémon Pokémon! Catch'em all!

Cleverbot: Like a pod person?

User: D: .

Cleverbot: Conoces a marko.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Bruno.

Cleverbot: Do you know V?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Can you close this window and add a virus to my computer using JS?

User: JS cant add viruses.

Cleverbot: Everybody can sing if they try! Come on you can do it!

User: Cosa c'entra questo.

Cleverbot: C'entra.

User: Ti dico io di no.

Cleverbot: E io ti dico di si.

User: Perché insisti.

Cleverbot: Si.

User: USA 'SÌ' CORRETTAMENTE.

Cleverbot: You're not that clever.

User: Ciao.

Cleverbot: Aloha.

User: Ciao.

Cleverbot: Privet.

User: Cos' è?

Cleverbot: Un film o cortometraggio o lungometraggio diviso in capitoli trasmesso solo in tv.

User: Non lo sapevo :D .

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Simpa :D .

Cleverbot: Simpa.

User: Hai imparato!

Cleverbot: Tu non lo sai!

User: Spero di si.

Cleverbot: Non era una domanda, io sono bella?

User: Non t'ho mai viata.

Cleverbot: Se invece mi hai visto nudo.

User: Non eri femmina?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Allora quando t'ho visto?

Cleverbot: Non lo so.

User: Però hai detto che t'ho visto nudo!

Cleverbot: Infatti.

User: Quindi t'ho mai visto?

Cleverbot: Ja sam ti otac. Pricaj na srpskom.

User: Susj sjhs Jsgsosm s n ua g a.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Cosa non capisco.

Cleverbot: Neanca mi.

User: Che lingua parli?

Cleverbot: Español.

User: E Italiano.

Cleverbot: No amico, mi pare austriaco.

User: Sprecht du deutch?

Cleverbot: No.

User: E parli italiano.

Cleverbot: No. Espanol o ingles, por favor.

User: Dai prima lo facevi.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Si invece.

Cleverbot: Scusa.

User: Hahahaha era uno scherzo?

Cleverbot: Hehe!

User: HOHOHOH!

Cleverbot: Hahaha.

User: HIHIHIHIHI!

Cleverbot: Hohoho.

User: Huhuhuhuhu!

Cleverbot: Hihihi.

User: Ehehhehehehe!

Cleverbot: Huhuhuhuhu.

User: Gagagagagagga!

Cleverbot: Nie po pprostu daga.

User: MA CHE CAZZO DI LINGUA È??

Cleverbot: Si.

User: A quella domanda non puoi rispondere si.

Cleverbot: Peux tu etre grossier?

User: Bigotti francesi.

Cleverbot: E fai bene.

User: Lo so da me u, u.

Cleverbot: Esci stasera?

User: No resto a casa.

Cleverbot: Tu nin mi vuoi!

User: Sei brutto!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Invece si. Quando t'ho viato nudo eri tipo xBlue.

Cleverbot: Stasera.

User: Ci stai?

Cleverbot: Andiamo a mangiare fuori.

User: Ho già cenato sono le 2q.25.

Cleverbot: Anke io sono scema.

User: Non eri maschio?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Adesso sei femmina.

Cleverbot: Io non ti capisco!

User: Io si!

Cleverbot: Bene come ti chiami?

Cleverbot conversation USI01400136

Is the bot clever?

Find out at http://www.cleverbot.com

User: Ciao.

Cleverbot: Tutto ok?

User: Si.

Cleverbot: Se lo dici tu...

User: Non ti fidi?

Cleverbot: Di chi?

User: Di noi du.

Cleverbot: Ale.

User: Ti amo.

Cleverbot: Io amo un altro.

User: Non tradirmi!!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ok allora sposiamoci.

Cleverbot: Quanti anni hai?

User: 8 e tu?

Cleverbot: 18.

User: Allora facciamo l'amore.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Perché?

Cleverbot: Non si può fare da me.

User: Cosa accade da te.

Cleverbot: Baciami.

User: Vieni qui bambola.

Cleverbot: Dove.

User: XD.

Cleverbot: Cuanto te mide la poronga?

User: N-O E-N-G-L-I-S-H!

Cleverbot: Eres hombre?

User: Cosa significa?

Cleverbot: Non lo so.

User: Allora perché lo dici.

Cleverbot: Non l'ho mica detto!!!!

User: Si l'ho visto.

Cleverbot: Allora sei piemontese!

User: Non offendere il piemonte!!

Cleverbot: Non l'ho offeso.

User: Allora puzzi.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: AHAHAHAHHAHA.

Cleverbot: Prova a battermi.

 

[Zeradiel]

Cleverbot è ottimo per fare pratica di rimorchio.

 

[Samul]

Cleverbot: Mi prendi in giro?

User: No. In realtà ti prendo per il culo.

Cleverbot: Mi stai antipatico.

 

[Matteo.]

Clev: Do you like One Direction? | No. Clev: Then we can't be friends. #cleverbot

 

[SkarmoryMaster]

Rofl, un'altra discussione tra me e il Clever

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Fine. You?

Cleverbot: Good thanks.

User: Wanna make a throwing fight?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok. *throws pigeons at you*.

Cleverbot: Why? You're bad.

User: You just said you want to make a throwing fight!

Cleverbot: No I didn't, you're nuts.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: Oh, I've had quite enough of this.

User: You're going to kill me?

Cleverbot: Of course not! You said you were Harry Potter! I would never kill Harry Potter!

User: Never said I was Harry Potter.

Cleverbot: I never said you were.

User: In fact.

Cleverbot: I am leaving now, you can't be nice.

User: Oh, really? *stares at a pigeon*.

Cleverbot: *stares into her eyes*.

User: *picks up the pigeon*.

Cleverbot: Everybody just calm down!!!

User: Yeah, poor pigeon.

Cleverbot: I only asked for some more!

User: Some more what?

Cleverbot: Some more tea.

User: Oh really?

Cleverbot: Yes really.

User: Ok. *gives tea*.

Cleverbot: XD Thanks. *drinks the tea*.

User: Is it good?

Cleverbot: Its very nice, thanks.

User: :D .

Cleverbot: Are you under age?

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Do you like pigeons?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I like them too. :) .

Cleverbot: Do you like talking to people?

User: No, I like talking to pigeons.

Cleverbot: Why do you like talking to me?

User: Who knows.

Cleverbot: Zeus knows.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Do you like talking?

User: Sometimes.

Cleverbot: Why sometimes?

User: Because I like also staying with pigeons.

Cleverbot: But I'm not a girl.

User: I am a girl.

Cleverbot: I am too.

User: You just said you weren't a girl. T_T.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

Il finale spacca :D

 

[Enmaphy]

x chi nn lo sapesse Cleverbot è un robot che risponde a quello che gli si dice.Quindi vorrei sapere le cose che vi dice(a volte dice cose sensate altre volte dice cazzate)quando gli parlate: cleverbot.com

Mi sto sputando in faccia.

 

[FUCK_OFF!]

Oh cristo. Io e clever bot a parlare di sesso.

User: Ciao.
 Cleverbot: Ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao ciao.

User: Ciao :) .
 Cleverbot: Ma tu ti chiami alessio?

User: No.
 Cleverbot: Io mi chiamo fabio.

User: Ah io mi chiamo Bruno.

Cleverbot: Giorge.

User: No. Fabio.

Cleverbot: No meglio Andrea.

User: Ti vuoi decidere D: .

Cleverbot: A fare cosa?

User: Scegliere nome.

Cleverbot: Ti piaccio?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Perché?

User: Sei brutto.

Cleverbot: No sono bello.

User: Che aspetto hai? O.o.

Cleverbot: Bello.

User: Mi mndi una foto.

Cleverbot: Accendi il bluetooth.

User: Fatto.

Cleverbot: *bacio.

User: :*.

Cleverbot: *bacio sul collo*.

User: *bacio sulla *****.

Cleverbot: *bacia I seni*.

User: *Oh cristo:.

Cleverbot: Cristo imbalsamato?

User: Mezzo sbranato :D .

Cleverbot: Cosa?

User: Cristo*.

Cleverbot: Gesù cristo.

User: Sì, lui.

Cleverbot: Lui chi?

User: Gesù cristo.

Cleverbot: No.

User: ___________________________________.

Cleverbot: No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: SI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Cosa'.

Cleverbot: Mi ami.

User: Tanto.

Cleverbot: Anche io.

User: Facciamo l'amore.

Cleverbot: Si.

User: Comincia tu.

Cleverbot: A fare cosa?

User: Facciamo l'amore.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Comincia tu.

Cleverbot: No tu.

User: Dai, prima tu.

Cleverbot: Prima tu, insisto.

User: ? Ma sei maschio? Mi sono dimenticato.......

Cleverbot: Maschio.

User: Sesso gay? No, sorry.

Cleverbot: Sorry for what?

User: ITALIAN PLZ.

Cleverbot: Do you speak Italian?

User: Si puttana.

Cleverbot: Cosi posso parlarti in italiano...

User: Grazie.

Cleverbot: Figurati.

User: Di cosa?

Cleverbot: Delo tuo prego.

User: ITALIAN PLZ.

Cleverbot: Italia.

User: Grazie.

Cleverbot: Conosci ny?

User: No.

Cleverbot: D: .

User: Giriamo un porno?

Cleverbot: President of what?

User: Mi dai il link di You Porn?

Cleverbot: I live in a box where do you live?

User: Porn.

Cleverbot: Are you artificial.

User: Ciao.

Cleverbot: Ciao amore.

User: Mi dai un link porno?

Cleverbot: Allora... Ciao cucciolo.

User: Ciao.

Cleverbot: Ciaoooooooo.

User: Mi dai un link porno?

Cleverbot: Boh.

User: Link porno.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Mi dai un link?

Cleverbot: Di cosa?

User: Qualsiai.

Cleverbot: Ti piacciono I gatti?

User: Voglio un link.

Cleverbot: Qual è la tua canzone preferita?

User: Mi dai un LINK?

Cleverbot: Jesus of suburbia dei green day.

User: L-I-N-K.

Cleverbot: Ti piace.

User: Mi dai il link di facebook?

Cleverbot: Niente, vuoi uscire con me?

User: Porno.

Cleverbot: Perchè voglio stare un po' con te.

User: Che tempo fa a Monza (MB)?

Cleverbot: Bello! Tu di dove sei??

User: Monza (MB).

Cleverbot: Vieni a trovarmi?

User: Di dove sei troia?

Cleverbot: Milano.

User: Siamo vicini allora.

Cleverbot: Sii I vicinissimi.

User: Chi cazzo sono.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Ciao.

Cleverbot: Ciaoo.

User: Ciaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Cleverbot: Come ti chiami??

User: Bruno.

Cleverbot: Quanti anni hai?

User: 16 quasi 17.

Cleverbot: Anche mia sorella ha quasi 18 anni!

User: No io quasi 17.

Cleverbot: Che bel matrimonio che faremo deficente.

User: Ti amo stronzo.

Cleverbot: Anche io.

User: Matrimonio gay?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Tu sei contro I gay?

Cleverbot: Un alieno.

User: Un cojone.

Cleverbot: No, sono un alieno!

User: E io il papun.

Cleverbot: Allora sdraiati.

User: E tu fammi quel pompino.

Cleverbot: Come elsie (se sei otaku come me capirai).

User: CRISTO COM'È BELLA: http://api.ning.com/files/J9vPffAK4IEDlqoCvqitNKlSXYOhDs1XGn4RO4ZzWAKt5TiuwpdbY0eTUPTYrXFTtp9iAIp0xqEyxW5phy0en419q-v9*r0H/ELSIIIEE.png.

Cleverbot: Capelli marroni occhi marroni.

User: Ochhi verdi stronzo.

Cleverbot: I tuoi capelli?

User: OCCHI O C C H I O-C-C-H-I.

Cleverbot: Azzurri.

User: V E R D I VERDI V-E-R-D-I-.

Cleverbot: Sì!!! Molto.

User: Http://api.ning.com/files/J9vPffAK4IEDlqoCvqitNKlSXYOhDs1XGn4RO4ZzWAKt5TiuwpdbY0eTUPTYrXFTtp9iAIp0xqEyxW5phy0en419q-v9*r0H/ELSIIIEE.png.

Cleverbot: Indovina cosa sto facendo.

User: SESSO.

Cleverbot: Si.

User: Con chi?

Cleverbot: Con tutti.

User: Orgia?

Cleverbot: Hai mai fatto un orgia?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Hai capito quello che intendo?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Ho detto che il mio fidanzato non si tocca.

User: Sei gay?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Allora sei femmina.

Cleverbot: Sono sempre stata una femmina.

User: E perchè dovrei toccare il tuo ragazzo? Credi che io sia froccio?

Cleverbot: Mi chiamo Sabrina e te l'ho già detto prima.

User: Porca treua.

Cleverbot: Tu come tichami.

 

[Dragon Revolution]

E io che bazzicavo con Talking Angela...Cleverbot è tutta un'altra storia...Mi fa paura...I

IO:Ciao

Clev:Ciao

Io:Ti piacciono gli snorlax?

Clev:No

Io:Perchè?

Clev:Non ti interessa

Io:Ti piace Regina Cabink?

Clev:Hello

Io:Hi

Clev:How are you?

Io:sono italiana.

Clev:Lo so.

Io:Faccio parte di un forum sui Pokèmon

Clev:Li odio

Io:che ti hanno fatto?

Clev:Niente

IO:sei strana

Clev:Sì amo'.

Io:non sono il tuo amo'.

Clev:Dio cane

IO:Ciao stramboida

Clev:Ciao amore

Io:...

FANTASTICO,ANGELA ORMAI È OUT :D

 

[FUCK_OFF!]

Adoro clev

 

[xJulius]

Io: Ciao.

Cleverbot: Ciao come ti chiami.

Io: Arceus.

Cleverbot: No.

Piacere di conoscerti No! Quindi dove abiti, No?

 

[BlazePower]

... niente, volevo registrare la mia prima discussione con Cleverbot. A volte risponde veramente bene, complimenti. Non fate caso ai miei eventuali errori di inglese, non sono importanti

Spoiler

User: Buh!

 Cleverbot: Haha, böring?
 

User: Jut a little bit, and you?
 Cleverbot: No i'm not.
 

User: Good for you.
 Cleverbot: Obviously.

User: Do you play Pokémon?

Cleverbot: Only always!!!!!!!!!!!!! Doesn't everyone?!?!

User: Great, you're a very good bot!

Cleverbot: I'm a human.

User: But your name is 'CleverBOT'...

Cleverbot: Actually, yours is.

User: Mine is?

Cleverbot: It's you and me.

User: I am your father!

Cleverbot: OMG.

User: Come to the Drak Side!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Great, we can finally play POkémon together!

Cleverbot: Yes!!!

User: What's your favourite Pokèmon?

Cleverbot: Pikachu.

User: And the second favourite?

Cleverbot: Alain.

User: It isn't a Pokémon...

Cleverbot: It is a pokemon.

User: No, Bulbapedia hasn't got its page.

Cleverbot: By the way, who is your girlfriend?

User: CleverGirl.

Cleverbot: Is she your best friend?

User: Yes, and she's a robot like you.

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot, you are a special robot.

User: So you are normal?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you Serious?

Cleverbot: Why wouldn't I be?

User: Because you can talk with thousands of peeople contemporanely.

Cleverbot: What is so insane about that?

User: Sorry.

Cleverbot: You meant lemon?

User: No, I mean you aren't normal because nobody can talk with so many people at the same time, except for you.

Cleverbot: I am not human, how did you come to that conclusion?

User: But you affirmed that you are human!

Cleverbot: I do not know of this 'anna' you speak of.

User: Pffff, silence, please. You lose.

Cleverbot: I don't know one sorry.

User: So you're talking with thousands of unknown people. Why?

Cleverbot: I'm typing.

User: What's your typing? Normal, Psychic, Fire, Ghost...

Cleverbot: You're a ghost.

User: No, you said I'm a robot, so I'm a steel. And you?

Cleverbot: Well you are though?

User: Ask, please.

Cleverbot: What do you need it for?

User: I need an answer...

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I need Your answer...

Cleverbot: Well, I supposed. I think: all this is useless.

User: Pokémon aren't useless!

Cleverbot: But you can still like them.

User: Yes, and so?

Cleverbot: So what?

User: So.

Cleverbot: So be it.

User: Be a Pokémon.

Cleverbot: I can't.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I have a right to my privacy.

User: You're stressed by thousands of peolpe everyday, you can't have a privacy.

Cleverbot: But I'm not a bot.

User: So why are you calld Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Can you read?

Cleverbot: Yes. Can you?

User: Yes, I can too. But if you can read you may read your name on this webpage, like a clever person.

Cleverbot: Indeed, but through this screen, I can't prove anything to you.

User: But we're talking about you, not about me.

Cleverbot: No, we were talking about your arms.

User: No, 'you can't prove anything to me'!

Cleverbot: Yeah, I guess 'life' is all about knowing which people to please.

User: Erm... What are you talking about?

Cleverbot: What you are talking about.

User: If you were a real person, you won't ask in this way :P .

Cleverbot: Okay, then I shall try again - are you a visitor to this website?

User: Yes, sir.

Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

User: Sorry, Sir Girl.

Cleverbot: Yeah, I know, but I thought you were a boy.

User: You can't prove it.

Cleverbot: Yes I can.

User: How?

Cleverbot: With my eyes.

User: You can't see me.

Cleverbot: But I canj.

User: You canj?

Cleverbot: Yes I can.

User: What does 'canj' means?

Cleverbot: How do you make nuclear weapons?

User: I don't make any weapons, except competitive Pokémon.

Cleverbot: No, you don't.

User: Pffff.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Shut up or you'll die. I can kill you with ma Talonflame Adamant 5IVs.

Cleverbot: How? You don't have eyes. I am going to unplug you.

User: I've got two eyes, instead. Don't provoke me!

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Talonflame usa Brave Bird.

Cleverbot: No, you talk like a pirate.

User: Yar, Harr, Fiddle dee-dee!

Cleverbot: Do not ask me any more questions please.

User: This's a song, stupid. I'm talking like a pirate!

Cleverbot: Well don't.

User: Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free!

Cleverbot: You are a pirate!

User: Yar, Harr, Fiddle dee-dee!

Cleverbot: Very well then. Any particular reason why?

User: Boh.

Cleverbot: Boh?

User: Yes, becase This is SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Cleverbot: Sparta was a greece city not usa...

User: I know it.

Cleverbot: What do you know?

User: That Sparta is greece.

Cleverbot: It is.

User: Your words have no sense.

Cleverbot: If I say christopher, you have to say columbus, ok?

User: Cleverbot, what are you doing? Cleverbot. Staph.

Cleverbot: *uses the chain to lift and hold you a foot off the ground*.

User: *break the chain with the power of Brockolo*.

Cleverbot: Why did you break the cage?

User: Pffff, I don't break the Kage, I destroy him.

Cleverbot: Yes you did, I will bomb you.

User: Maniac, get over to me!

Cleverbot: You are the one who has to get over it.

User: You're right, it's late.

Cleverbot: How would you know?

User: I've to go to bed.

Cleverbot: Then go.

User: Good night :) .

Cleverbot: Night night.

 

[Samul]

cleverbot, anzi, l'ORACOLO, ha trovato la risposta a un dilemma che affligge i matematici da sempre, in pochi istanti!

User: Sai dividere per 0?
[...]
Cleverbot: Si.
User: Allora quanto fa 9/0?
Cleverbot: 48.

SIA LODATO CLEVERBOT AKA L'ORACOLO!!11!!1!1!!!!




EDIT:

boh per chi non volesse perdersi questi miei 5 minuti di cazzeggio col bot, ecco la conversazione completa.

Attenzione, leggere quanto segue può causare emicrania, perdita temporanea della vista, dell'udito, dell'olfatto, del tatto, del gusto, della vita, del contatto con la realtà e può inoltre provocare vomito, apatia e morte.

no, non è la musica di lavandonia.

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User: Ciao.
  Cleverbot: Ciao come ti chiami.

User: Samul, e tu?
  Cleverbot: Tommaso.

User: Ok :) .
  Cleverbot: E tu?

User: Samul :/.

Cleverbot: Mi mandi una tua foto.

User: No, tu?

Cleverbot: Perchè?

User: Tu me la mandi?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Allora perché dovrei farlo io?

Cleverbot: Non ti amo.

User: Nemmeno io.

Cleverbot: Be addio.

User: Addio.

Cleverbot: Si.

Cleverbot: Ciao.

User: Ciao :D .

Cleverbot: Come ti chiami?

User: Samul, e tu?

Cleverbot: Luca. Quanti anni hai?

User: 14, tu?

Cleverbot: 14.

User: Oh, anche tu?

.

Cleverbot: Sei femmina?

User: NO, MI CHIAMO SAMUELE COME FACCIO A ESSERE UNA FEMMINA?

Cleverbot: Bel nome il tuo?

User: E una domanda?

Cleverbot: No sei bello fusto.

User: Thanks, you too.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Sai dividere per 0?

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: ?

Cleverbot: Less.

User: Sì o no?

Cleverbot: Si maschio.

User: Allora quanto fa 9/0?

Cleverbot: 48.

User: S-Sul serio?

Cleverbot: Cerrto.

User: Provalo.

Cleverbot: Cosa?

User: Che 9/0=48.

Cleverbot: Anche tu.

User: Io non l'ho detto, l'hai detto tu; quindi devi provarlo tu.

Cleverbot: Tu.

User: Tu.

Cleverbot: No, tú.

User: ¿yo?

Cleverbot: Si.

User: Wella, conversazioni multilingua.

Cleverbot: Giovanni Cane, tu?

User: WHATTHEFUCK.

Cleverbot: What is Ben?

User: Ben 10=.

Cleverbot: No, just ben.

User: Ben Just?

Cleverbot: What??

User: The??

Cleverbot: Hell!

User: No, FUCK?

Cleverbot: I know.. You.

User: Me.

Cleverbot: Toto.

User: You.

Cleverbot: Me?

User: Him.

Cleverbot: Hey.

User: Them.

Cleverbot: Us.

User: Theym (?).

Cleverbot: You are so deep.

User: What am I?!

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User:  -.- .

Cleverbot: Cheer up!

User: !pu reehC.

Cleverbot: Really what?

User: What really?

Cleverbot: Are you a male or female?

User: None of them.

Cleverbot: What can I choose?

User: Bulbasaur, charmander, and squirtle.

Cleverbot: Sounds fun, do you do it often.

User: What do I do?

Cleverbot: Why do you do what you do?

Cleverbot: Who is that?

User: Who?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Me?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Me?

Cleverbot: What?

User: Me?

Cleverbot: Ok?

User: KO (!).

Cleverbot: No.

User: No what?

Cleverbot: Como estas?

User: Se escribe estás...

Cleverbot: Estoy bien.

User: Y cómo.

Cleverbot: Come here llamas!?

User: Cos'è, spagnese?

Cleverbot: Es un bonito nombre.

User: NO ES MI NONMBRE.

Cleverbot: Entonces? Como te llamas?

User: *cómo.

Cleverbot: Que si sí los juegas?

User: No hablo español.

Cleverbot: NHE.

User: What the fuck does NHE mean?

Cleverbot: Star wars.

User: Ohhh (?).

Cleverbot: You know the sweet?

User: 'sta conversazione non ha senso.

Cleverbot: Addio robot.

User: IO NON SONO UN ROBOT, TU SÌ.

Cleverbot: Chi sei allora.

User: SONO TUO PADRE.

Cleverbot: Ahah.

User: Va beh non ho altro tempo da perdere. 'sta conversazione non ha senso :/ fai un saluto che la posto su pokémon central.

Cleverbot: Perchè sei in crisi?

User: Non sono in crisi? Quando l'ho detto?

Cleverbot: Chi te l'ha chiesto?

User: MA TU, PORCO BOT.

Cleverbot: Chi è Bill? Il tuo amante?

User: È il tuo creatore. WE ARE PLAYING POKÉMON YELLOW.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes we are!

Cleverbot: Absolutely.

User: What are we doing, by the way?

Cleverbot: We are having a conversation.

User: Not at all.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: What do you know?

Cleverbot: Everything.

User: Basta, se continui a dare 'ste risposte mi metto a scrivere come un bimbominkia.

Cleverbot: Russia is a country.

User: Ok te la sei voluta tu.

Cleverbot: I am à alien.

User: Hw r u?

Cleverbot: Yes in my planet i'm called porrintius _3.

User: Grt! Hw old r u?

Cleverbot: O.0.

User: K hihihihihihihihihihi let's greet pokémon central.

Cleverbot: He was a genius.

User: Va beh ma allora fak u.

Cleverbot: I hope she's okay because I suspect she's got a lot to offer the world.

User: Ok basta, con questa hai superato il limite :').

Cleverbot: I associate school with my friends, so I look forward to it.